So, I'm looking out the patio window, and I notice that the fuckmook frat boys that live in our building littered the whole yard with beer cans in their crusade to nail underaged highschool girls. As I'm bitching under my breath about what Goldicocks they are, I notice a cop car sloooowly cruising through his usual crib, the parking lot across the street. After driving up and down all the lanes, no doubt searching for a parking felon, he parked at the end and sat there. I was thinking that it might be more productive, as well as more cost-effective, if the cops that we pay taxes to would get off their fat fucking candyasses and do some kind of neighborhood cleanup or something. That way we could kill two birds with one stone....

or two pigs, as it were.